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  • java_jaggu
    06-18 12:50 PM
    EAD Renewal's are eligible for premium processing, so if you really need a renewed EAD to change a job, it's almost comes down to paying an extra $1000 to get it within 15 days. As far as a new EAD goes, USCIS will have to process it within 90 days. Now that they have stopped issuing Interim EAD's , if you go to to the USCIS local office after 90 days of filing the initial EAD applications, they are obligated to come back to you with an answer on why your application has still not been adjudicated. If you do a google search on interim EAD termination, you will find a couple of links about some law firms planning a class action lawsuit to dispute this. This is still not an issue because most people get their EAD's within 90 days, but you can almost bet your bottom dollar that there will be a hue and cry( read class action lawsuit ) if the first time EAD's get delayed more than 90 days because of administrative delays for reasons such as backlog.





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  • chanduv23
    07-08 02:31 PM
    One of my co-worker was in same boat. His desi employer revoked his I-140 when he took fulltime employement in 2005. He got his GC finally.

    I am in same situation. As of yesterday, my previous employer would have revoked my 140.

    I already sent the AC21 letter, there are no LUDs. My attorney says, chances that the letter may not go into the file are high and the reason we send AC21 paperwork is to keep a record that we sent. I took a screen shot of the DHL tracking info too.

    Any ideas how to ensure that AC21 paperwork is getting into your file.

    The answers I see on this forum is
    (1) USCIS is overwhelmed with documents so mail can be trashed
    (2) USCIS clerk does not know how to handle the paperwork
    (3) USCIS certifying officer is not well educated about AC21

    Any idea on how to ensure AC21 paperwork really goes into your file.





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  • prabasiodia
    07-15 02:44 PM
    1. Recapture unused visas identified by USCIS Ombudsman
    2. Remove spouse and children from the numerical limit
    3. Either remove country wise (diversity) quota or increase it to some respectable limits that adheres to true representation based on population and the country’s immigration quotient.
    4. What about automatic GC, say after 8 or 9 or 10 years in H1/L1 status?
    5. Last of all, all the recaptured numbers should go to the persons based on the very first Port Of Entry date with continuous status. It doesn’t matter whether you came on F1 went to H1 then H4. The very first POE date should rule and people that have been languishing for years should get a reprieve. It’ll only be fair that a person that came on 1999 on whatever category gets a visa first than a late comer in 2005. PD is illogical since many of us had to change jobs and do what not and start afresh and still saw no light at the end of the tunnel.





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  • ultimo
    09-20 09:38 AM
    o.k.. just to divert the topic ..2 questions
    1) when do you think EB3 india will reach mar 2004
    2) how to apply for ssn after getting EAD ...my wife was on h-4 before ..Thanks

    show the Ead & passport in ssn office :)



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  • Gravitation
    01-23 09:18 AM
    Here is a post from Ron Gotcher's website which might be of interest to some of us trapped in EB3 I retrogression .
    http://www.immigration-information.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7065

    He expects visa bulletin cut off for EB3 I to jump to 2004 in coming months. No reasoning behing this though..

    Ron has not made prediction specifically about India. Somebody asked Ron about filing I-485 with May 2004 PD without mentioning that (s)he was from India. So Ron probably assumed RoW. The OP later clarified that (s)he is from India and Ron hasn't replied to that. So let's wait for Ron to reply before getting excited about it.

    If Ron meant EB3-I, he's probably expecting a July 2007 kind of bump, which allows a lot of people to file but results in very few approvals. This can be inferred from his statement that, "your priority date will become current, briefly, in a few months".

    We EB3-I's are looking for any sign, just any sign of hope. But let's be cautious in disseminating such information further.





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  • jsb
    03-17 03:06 PM
    Have you talked to lawyers with arguments you have mentioned here? Do you think there is a strong legal ground for success? For all five "questions" you have asked, there is legal backing. Law sees legal grounds, not sentiments, which seem to be the prime content of what you have stated.



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  • McLuvin
    04-02 02:55 PM
    All the dates in all the chargeability areas will become current and USCIS will recogonize all the people as people and not files. They will also issue a huge apology for all the delays in the past.

    Dude, you forgot the most important point....

    After apology/providing GC, they are going to provide settlement assistance as a welcome gift....





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  • miththoo
    11-07 04:26 PM
    I have a trading account with IB, which I opened about 3 years ago. But now they need all trading account holders to provide their PAN information. They can not sell or purchase without that. My account is also in a suspended state becaus eof that(Good that I could not sell them,,, they are all about 3 times now :) )

    I've applied for PAN and asked IB to provide info on what I need to do to convert my regular account to an NRI account.

    Thanks but were you able to trade in Indian shares using that account after you came to USA ? I heard it's illegal to trade using the normal demat account in you are NRI from USA.



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  • pa_arora
    07-20 06:11 PM
    I think its already failed. Needed 60 votes to pass and 5 didnt vote(i guess they dont wait for the people who were absent while voting)





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  • bsbawa10
    01-14 11:48 AM
    This process is a mockery of the PD cutoff dates, but that's how it works. If you sent your case on June 28, 07, with July 2, 07 as the printed Receive Data on your receipt, but the case where it finally rested, was entered in their database on Oct. 28, '07 (with a Notice Date soon thereafter), you case will not be looked at, no matter what the PD cutoff date is, unless all cases received before Oct. 28, '07 have been reviewed.

    Exactly, it is a mockery, they are playing with carrers, time and our money on H1 extenstions , EADs and Advance paroles.



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  • chi_shark
    01-13 03:22 PM
    this bulletin is great for eb2!





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  • pointlesswait
    02-24 06:39 PM
    i was thinking...

    500000 legal immigrants, even if u assume 4 per family , ONLY 125000 houses can be sold...(even if 50% qualify for a loan.. thats just 62500 houses sold.. last i read..there were millions of homes for sale)
    if the average cost of the house is 250000, thats additional 31.25 Billion $ in credit borrowing... where is the money?



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  • sanju
    01-15 11:36 AM
    I agree - these are things that have to be taken very seriously.

    I am also hearing that desi houses are being targeted in New Jersey as ZDesis have jewelery in houses.

    Akshay was one of us and I feel saddened to read this news.

    However, this violent act could possibly be a sign of tough economy. Although, the problem is, any attack on an "India" immigrant is covered by stupid of all NDTV and times of Iindia et al. How many people died in India because of violence yesterday in India? Anybody knows that number? Anybody? NDTV? TOI? None. Noe one cares. The United Stupid of the Media don't care and don't cover that news. NDTV is just trying to get more people to click on their webiste and read their news. And people people will fall in that trap if the headline reads like 'Indian Technie was killed in a violent attack'. People from the subcontinent will then click on the news.

    The reality is, if you do math, and find out the % of population of "Legal Immigrants" if that is your concern, the crime on "Legal Immigrants" is lesser as compared to the crime involving attacks on natives. If your concern is that crime on "Indian Techie", then you can do the math and find out the % of population of "Indian Technie" to the other demography of the population, the crime on "Indian Techie" is less as compared to the crime involving attacks on any other demography. So this "news" style is flawed and "educated" people could use caution when subscribing to the conclusion of the news artiles we read, just as we should use caution reading any religious book. This cautionary practice of not subscribing to a viewpoint, just because it showed up in the newspaper or because it is written in a "book" by someone in the past, in my opinion differentiates between "an educated who went to school" and "an uneducated who went to school".

    The reason for my writing this is, very soon you will see an article on NDTV with the deadlines something like - "200% increase in the crime against Indian techie" because last year 2 Indian techies died and this year that number jumped to 4. And everyone will read that news formulating an opinion that India techies are slaughtered on the streets of AR, and some will say AR and detriot is a very dangerous place to visit. And such opinion is as wrong as the opinion which suggests other for not going to Mumbai because there was a terrorist attack in Mumbai last November.

    We should use caution with falling in the trap of the reporter/news media and not perceive the news what the news media wants us to understand, and maybe treat the news just the way the news is. That's all.


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  • vik_tx
    05-16 11:56 AM
    now ..confirmed with two immigration attorneys.. this ruling goes into effect tomorrow.. they are all scrambling to file i140s on the last day!(today)

    ------------

    Ok. This comes from a very reliable source.. but need some clarification from the experts out here...

    1) No LC Substitutions
    2) If one hasn't filed the I-140 within 45 days of receiving the approved labor certification, then he/she is SOL. This rule goes into effect tomorrow 5/18 and this may be applied retro-actively...i.e. If you have received an approved labor certification in the past 45 days and not filed yet.. you may have to re-file labor, as your approval is invalid!..

    any ideas?

    text from the ammendment-
    In order to protect the integrity of the permanent labor certification
    program, deter fraud, and comply with the Department's statutory obligation
    to protect the wages and working conditions of U.S. workers, the Department
    has determined a number of amendments are appropriate. The first amendment
    would prohibit the substitution of alien beneficiaries on pending
    applications for permanent labor certification and on approved permanent
    labor certifications not yet filed with DHS. This amendment could, at least
    to some degree, affect DHS's current practice of allowing U.S. employers to
    substitute an alien through the filing of a new Form I-140 petition,
    supported by a labor certification in the name of the original beneficiary.
    The second amendment would require a permanent labor certification be filed
    with DHS within 45 calendar days of the date it is certified by DOL. The
    third amendment would prohibit the sale, barter, and purchase of
    applications and approved labor certifications, as well as other related
    payments. Finally, the Department is proposing enforcement mechanisms,
    including debarment with appeal rights, to protect the integrity of the
    permanent labor certification program and deter individuals or entities from
    engaging in prohibited transactions or abusing the labor certification
    process. The Department invites public comment regarding all aspects of each
    of these proposed changes.



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  • waitingmygc
    02-11 08:17 PM
    Correction : US Masters (18 years) instead of 16 years as mentioned in previous post.





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  • hsingh82
    10-01 07:04 PM
    If you want OCI, there are a few hoops to jump through -

    1. Apply for an Indian passport first.

    2. Once the Indian passport is issued, apply for the US passport.

    3. Return the Indian passport after the US passport is issued. The consulate should return the Indian passport back to you, but keep a photocopy in case they don't.

    4. Now you can apply for OCI on the grounds that your son once held an Indian passport.

    Absolutely wrong. Lot of misinformation here. You can very well apply for OCI for your child even if both of you are Indian citizens and the 4 steps mentioned above are just wrong. I would prefer OCI over PIO as mentioned in the other reply too, on PIO your child will have to register with the police station evry six months if stay is longer. OCI is valid forever while PIO is valid for 10 (or 5) years and OCI means you have all the rights but can't fight elections and vote.



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  • vikki76
    04-13 12:13 PM
    If USD falls further-then other alternatives like migrating to Canada and Australia are more attractive.
    Australia rewards you in terms of more points for having
    -Better English
    -Possessing high tech skills in demand
    -Being less than 35 years old.
    Australia has business ties to both Europe and far east Asia.
    Compare this to US high skilled immigration system!. Ah!.





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  • caydee
    05-24 10:35 AM
    Let us discuss all our views in Latest CIR bill discussion threadrather than opening a new thread. I am not forcing you but I feel that it would benefit all of us to be in one thread becuase every member can get the latest views and news.

    My intention is not to offend you in any way, It is a suggestion..

    Agreed. Wondering if the moderators can merge this tread with the CIR bill discussion thread.





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  • smmakani
    04-25 09:11 PM
    Even if this system comes into existence, it should not be affecting us because we are already certified as eligible based on labor certification.





    admin
    03-28 10:09 AM
    Mindblowing. Do people really believe the Oct 2007 deadline? Haven't we seen many deadlines come and go? This is extrememly unfair to those stuck at BEC; don't go around spreading this impression that the BEC issue has been resolved.

    If indeed the majority at IV believe that BEC is not a problem, then it would not be a stated goal of IV. Let me repeat, so long as it is listed as a goal, it is the moral responsibility of all of to support and work towards resolving the issue.

    This is important. Don't just pretend to support IV and play down what matters to others. Your must support all the goals we have at IV and not pick and choose what you like.

    Also please don't repeat the false logic of "labor certs will be taken care of by PERM." If that is the case why would we at IV have BEC resolution as a goal? The least you can do it not try to dilute the seriousness of the BEC issue, even if you don't care much about the problem.

    anai,

    Resolving the BEC problem is definitely one of IV's main goals. There is no way I will believe in DOL's claim of clearing all the back logs by Oct 2007.

    IV has had a number of discussions with lawmakers and administrative officials, first to understand the issue and next to solve it. From our discussions, it has become clear that the lawmakers still view this as a temporary problem and are not willing to legislate for getting any more into this. Never the less all of them did agree that the efficiency of the BECs left a lot to be desired. So we were working a bi-partisan coalition of lawmakers who were willing to put pressure on DOL and USCIS on the need for efficiency and transparency.

    All of this was before the crazy pace with which the Comprehensive Immigration Bill began to move. We do have to realize that this bill is a golden chance to have our provisions in place and we have less than 2 weeks to works on it. Frist wants either of the Immigration Bills to be passed before Apr 7th. If we do miss out on our goals in this bill and this bill gets passed, we will not be able to revisit our issues for a long time. So right now a lot of the attention is being given to it. This does not mean that BEC is forgotten. Hope you do understand.





    purgan
    10-10 07:42 PM
    For someone from India EB3, this warning is useless. Dates have not progressed for 6 months...

    April 2001 to October 2006.....lets see... the wait is 4.5 years. Even Mexico which send several magnnitudes more immigrants to the US has now moved to May 2001.



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