Tuesday, May 24, 2011

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  • Cruzer442
    Apr 12, 11:48 AM
    Oh yeah, it's all about the software cuz the hardware has reached it's peak :rolleyes:



    Hardware wish list
    http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=1021233
    "4" inch Super AMOLED 960x640 screen with full RGB subpixels

    4G/LTE Antenna

    Proximity Sensor and Antenna Fix

    Anti-Glare Matte Gorilla Glass (This is why... http://www.engadget.com/2010/05/29/d...for-your-amus/)

    Xenon flash to improve low light performance of the camera

    Liquidmetal (New tech purchased by Apple that would allow for lighter, thinner, stronger, cheaper material),

    HD/FM Radio Tuner/Receiver and Transmitter -

    Bigger Camera Lens and possibly a CCD sensor to allow better low light performance,

    Even Better Cameras (8MP, 1080P Video etc) featuring options such as ISO and night vision mode.

    Bigger Battery

    IR remote functionality to integrate it with other devices, such as Apple TV and Google TV, use it as a universal remote controller, play games on your TV and use you iPod/iPhone as a controller, as a trackpad mouse or a 10/Gui Keyboard and such

    Dual speakers with the ability to emulate 3D surround sound as well as a higher volume and vibrate (the current max volume and max vibrate are way too low)

    Dedicated Camera Button - This will let users take photos quickly, and would also allow them to take self portraits with far more ease. It currently takes way too long to snap a quick picture.

    More efficient Bluetooth 4.0 with file sharing and either Lightpeak or USB 3.0 for faster syncing/charging,

    Either remove the home button entirely and switch to a three/four finger pinch in gesture to exit apps or add a LED Notification Light under the home button (preferably multicolored),


    Inductive Charging like Palm Pre and if viable touch sensitive back for gestures and gaming functions, a Solar panel to extend battery life, or even a 3D Screen akin to the Nintendo 3DS.

    RFID aka. Near Field Communication to let us use it as a credit card, pay toll machines, to let employers use it as an id badge etc. RFID is a really cool tech. I'm sure app developers, given the api, could think of much cooler ways to use it as well."





    jeff dunham achmed. Jeff Dunham – Achmed the Dead
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  • Chundles
    Aug 15, 01:43 PM
    What is that "springing" option with the dock?

    Spring-loaded folders in the dock. So you can drag a file onto a folder in the dock and have it spring open - like in the Finder.





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  • Pressure
    Oct 24, 08:12 AM
    I think we finally can call the MacBook Pro line competitive with Dell and the rest now ;)

    Not that they already weren't :)





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  • stroked
    May 1, 10:34 PM
    President Bush gets credit for starting the military effort that killed him. President Obama gets credit for continuing the military effort that killed him. The people who actually KILLED him are the minds and wo/men of the US military. They get all of the credit in the world.

    I don't know who wrote this, but I agree. I'm going to have a beer to celebrate.



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  • MacManX
    Apr 17, 05:04 PM
    3rd party apps crash, all of the them :mad: The standard Apple apps still work.

    Terrible update. :mad:

    Some apps, like Wikipedia, crash immediately after you try launching them. Not all 3rd party apps crash, but many do. Do NOT install this update! :mad:





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  • steadysignal
    Apr 12, 07:12 PM
    [citation needed]



    well done.

    it is macrumors, after all.



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  • tk421
    Sep 30, 08:21 AM
    Wow. That sucks for people in those areas. My iPhone has about 2-3% of calls dropped.





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  • hexonxonx
    Apr 29, 05:37 PM
    I have to wonder how many people discussing audio quality buy their movies from iTunes vs Blu-Ray.

    Just asking since apparently those people are so concerned with getting optimal performance from their media.

    Not to take this off topic - but too many people have been duped by all the streaming serves and cable companies to believe they're getting a true HD experience when, in fact, they aren't because of the astronomical bitrate difference between what can be streamed vs delivered by hard media at current.

    I don't have a blu-ray player and have no plans on buying one. I also don't have an HD TV, still using a 10+ year old Sony Trinitron. It's not broke so it's not getting replaced till it is.

    I buy all my TV shows and on iTunes in HD and watch them on my 15" MBP. I buy movies on iTunes as well as I don't rent and haven't in over 15 years.

    Even if Amazon has 69 cent songs, I will likely continue buying on iTunes. Over the past year, most music has been purchased on my iPhone while I am out. Can't do that with Amazon.



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  • likemyorbs
    May 2, 01:11 AM
    From a moral standpoint, I can't be happy that he is dead. No one deserves to die. He should have spend the rest of his life in a prison cell


    NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN! He deserved to die.





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  • Master-D
    Apr 8, 02:27 AM
    http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5142/5584769910_63235bd2a5_b.jpgFlickr (http://www.flickr.com/photos/jeevesofrkdia/5584769910/)

    Today's shot was taken from a boat underneath a bridge. I totally got lucky on this one. :rolleyes:

    This one looks like a 50's swimmer paddling (on a planet of giant robots)



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  • duck33
    Apr 14, 01:29 PM
    Can anyone else confirm this? How about on iPad?


    I can confirm this. I have had the Mulititasking Gestures on my iPad(1) and I'm running 4.3.





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  • arkmannj
    May 3, 08:09 AM
    Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 4_3_2 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/533.17.9 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.0.2 Mobile/8H7 Safari/6533.18.5)

    Mac Mini: Core2Duo

    :( :rolleyes:

    maybe our day will come soon,



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  • Tragedies
    Apr 12, 08:24 AM
    First real try with light painting;

    http://i55.tinypic.com/vwslg2.png





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  • TheOnlyJon
    Sep 13, 09:27 AM
    Best $400.00 anyone has ever spent.

    http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs624.snc4/58484_10150268729160035_781965034_14890079_2692040_n.jpg

    D'awww. What kind? Looks like our 100+ pound Great Pyrenees did when she was a puppy...she's slightly larger now :p



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  • BrianMojo
    Jul 25, 12:35 PM
    Here's a radical suggestion, very unlikely to be implemented, but maybe interesting.

    The iPod has a screen on the front which displays the controls, but the touch/presence/motion sensitive sensor is on the back. Since the controls are on the back, your view of the screen isn't obscured by your finger tapping on it.

    But how do you see exactly where your fingers are? Simple - the "None Touch" sensor detects where your fingers are, and superimposes a representation of their position on the screen - it's almost like a transparent iPod, where your fingers behind the iPod are shown on the screen in front.

    Benefits

    - your fingers aren't obscuring your view of the screen
    - you're not smudging or scratching the screen by tapping on it.

    Disadvantages





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  • Macula
    Dec 1, 02:24 PM
    Apple needs to get serious about security. They cannot develop such an integrated, holistic line of products ("in your den, car, pocket,...") without tightening their security.

    Windows Vista is NOT Windows XP. Apple risks lagging behind in that area and, in an ironic reversal of fortune, being widely considered as inferior to Microsoft in terms of security.

    But if we agree that the development of a secure OS is all about utilizing sound design, coding and auditing processes, then we must also accept that the challenge will be very difficult for Apple to meet: You just cannot do that with Open Source...

    Maybe it's about time Apple closed the Mac OS kernel?



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  • bpfesq
    Apr 26, 12:36 PM
    There will be a new product coming out for those that want a free product. It is called The Obamacloud. It will be free to everyone that is on foodstamps, social security and Medicare. The Chinese will underwrite the debt from the startup costs. The product will cost $25000 a month for those rich people because they can afford to subsidize everyone else and they should be willing to pay their share.

    Unfortunately, it won't be available until December 2012 because they will need to make sure you voted for the entitlement party first.


    Please keep partisan diatribes full of hyperbole and nonsense out of this forum. It's invaded too many aspects of our lives already--so please, give it a rest.





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  • Lixivial
    Jul 24, 08:54 PM
    Kinda takes away from that whole "Simplicity is everything" slogan Apple is known for, doesn't it? While I'll reserve my judgments on the design until it's worked into a final product, it does look like the user needs to take unnecessary steps to actually use the click wheel. Then again, pictures (drawings) probably can't do the interface justice.

    Still, not everything has to be digital over analog...





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  • Full of Win
    Apr 24, 09:32 AM
    god what is it with the US and their billion different frequencies

    That is just how we roll.

    Its the same in others places, such as Japan, South Korea and China. In fact, the GSM iPhone 4 had an additional band added specifically for Japanese market.





    Harker
    Apr 25, 03:03 PM
    She is NOT a woman

    She's a MANfor crying out loud :mad:

    Haha. Typically I'd think this type of reply would indicate considerable ignorance, but you used female pronouns, so I'm not sure..





    firestarter
    Apr 24, 06:56 PM
    I wouldn't want that person in the same bathroom with my daughter.

    Would you beat her up?





    rmwebs
    Nov 10, 04:11 PM
    This is all well and good but what happens when the cash dries up? The servers go down, leaving you with an expensive Safari.

    Anything that you pay for one-time that is reliant on a 3rd party funding its operation is bad news :/





    macrumormonger
    Apr 7, 11:38 PM
    http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5222/5594130162_e210b78de6_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/22077805@N07/5594130162/)

    Nice sky and perspective!

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3388/3624046313_8273c206fb_z.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/dailymatador/3624046313/)





    eightball0
    Nov 3, 08:04 PM
    There's a manual here:

    http://www.vmware.com/products/beta/fusion/fusion_getting_started_100.pdf

    The beta is probably floating around the Internets by now, if you know where to look. I can't confirm that directly, but these things do leak fast.



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